Kona Pics

See that green turtle under the water? They're illegal to touch. Little did I know this, as I tried to get my baby to ride on it's back. It was only later that I found out my 6 month old son might have stayed a night in the Kona jail for turtle molesting...



My bee-yoo-tiff-full wife with the little studs...



Look, I can handle the two of them, no problem...

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Oops, must've lost one...



There was this great massage therapist at the Kailua Farmer's Market - he walked all over Jessa's back. You should've heard her back pop...sounded like breakfast cereal...



Here we are, walking in the Parade of Nations and handing out candy to fat kids...



The annual Underwear Run. I opted out of the thong this year, and instead wore sponsored GU Nutrition underwear...



I think the knee strap really ties my outfit together. The boys, meanwhile, were quite amused by what I'm sure they interpreted as some kind of magical breastfeeding convention...



Ah yes, the famous walk. Still light outside in this picture...



Feeding my knee some ice...



Well, I ended up on the Ironman Hawaii podium anyways. Thanks to the efforts of my cousin Jim Alsager, I was able to raise over $38,000 for the Fellowship of Christian Athletes, and was the 3rd highest Janus fundraiser. What can I say about the Kona podium? The lights are very bright.